Every now and then the topic pops up. As much as I try to turn it into a joke to avoid anything serious I end up upsetting my parents. Its the Merchandise ... i mean the girl that your parents think is your type.
Mom&Dad: son, we find you a girl.... (what a surprise !)
Me: well, tell me bout her
Mom&Dad: She is gorgeous and she fills part of your specifications ...
Me: which part? the blond or brunette?
Mom&Dad: be serious sultan, you aint gonna find yourself a blond or brunette
(be serious mom & dad, am not that big of a looser :D )
Me: OK, educated?
Mom&Dad: yes she thought of starting a business, so yes she could work with you.
(what a turn on)
Me: Personality?
Mom&Dad: good !
Me: whats her MSN?
the room turns silent .....
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Personally, I find it a very interesting topic to harass my older brother about.
MJ: Brother, guess what!
Brother: what. - looking very bored-
MJ: Mom saw this girl today and was like she's nice, meaning you might marry her one day.
Brother: Really? Who's she?
MJ: -evil smile- I can't tell you.
Brother: Why not?! -looking very annoyed and mad-
MJ -walks away- You're too young.
I can be a very annoying sister.
interesting perspective, i have it the other way around and its a lot more interesting:
Sister: Biz!! guess what? There is a guy who is asking about you!
me: huh? why?
Sister: -ignores my sarcasm- Hes a successful investment banker, went to harvard and then to MIT for his masters.
me: ok.
Sister: hes smart, good looking, religious, funnny, loves to travel.
me: you know I cant begin speaking to him or even consider him since there are 3 other guys that came before him, and we agreed not to speak to any of them until MAY! so it doesnt matter till after i speak to the others. Its not right, im not a freaking player.I have to see each one, and then give an answer before considering the next.
Sister: I know that, im just saying, there is another guyy on the list.
me:whats with the list...?
to be continued?
who will i end up with? the doctor?the investment banker? the youngest ceo i have ever met?
Go for the brunette, realize your dream, then introduce me to her sister.
is it allright if her sis wasnt a brunette? and 5 years older than you?
Very sensitive issue here.
to me at least.. my case is like
a friend calls me.. and asks:
friend: Noura do u mind if someone proposed?
me: (answering very coldly) guess not, why?
friend: ok i am gona tell you but u dnt tell anyone.
me: sure!
friend: ok, this girl, who is also a friend, thinking of matching you with her bro.
me: (getting warmer) shock! no comment just listening.
friend: i am just tellin you coz ur my friend.
me: okai thnx.. and on i go to spread the news between my four best friends.. lool
then i just keep on hearing some updates but nthin serious..
Bummer right!! EYE know..
Damn, Five years,,, And isnt brunette.
SO SHES BLONDE!
You rock, marry her, and arrange my marraige next... Go!
not a blonde... what do they call people with kishah soodah?
anyways, cant say no to my best friend, but dont blame me if she doesnt suit u.
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